Webster brings a unique perspective to our readers. In his words, “I am like an idiot savant without the ethnographic confines of the whole savant thing.” He’ll be handling all new ad sales plus writing pieces for us, particularly come Car Week.

“As my editor instantly came around from her desk and walked swiftly toward the door, I could hear her say something like, ‘Good Lord what I have done? Perfect Webster. Do try not to glib our readers into oblivion.'”

“So here I am. With all sincerity, I want to convey to everyone how grateful I am to be here at Cedar Street Times. This newspaper is strong, well respected and growing. It is a great privilege to work alongside Marge Ann Jameson. I have been given a chance to find my voice. Thank you all and wish me luck!”